“Imperialism but it’s woke because it’s perpetrated by women”

frettedwithgoldenfire:

frettedwithgoldenfire:

Ladies, does it count as breaking the glass ceiling if you bomb out the windows of places of worship the world over?

(via impromptuonedykedanceparty)

it’s always snowing 

Someone took out a pole the other day & I had to actually try to learn the roads to get to work.

kestre1s:

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

(Source: bittern, via babydruid)

todaysbird:

the american kestrel is a small falcon found in north & south america. they are popular in falconry, especially as a ‘beginner’ bird. kestrels have a varied diet, and feed on anything from grasshoppers and other large insects to mice and birds. kestrels are cavity nesters, and both parents work together to raise the young.

(via todaysbird)

strawberryfaerie:

i got More High Than I Have Ever Been at a friend’s, last night, and spent like 2 hours rubbing my head against Bridget and telling her that I love her and I’m gonna spend my life w her

Every time i looked at her (which, apparently was every 30 seconds) I told her she was the most beautiful thing.

i got More High Than I Have Ever Been at a friend’s, last night, and spent like 2 hours rubbing my head against Bridget and telling her that I love her and I’m gonna spend my life w her

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

You know, in retrospect, having gay marriage as a debate topic when I was the only openly gay kid in class was SUPER WEIRD. Imagine if you walked into AP Gov and your teacher pointed at you like, “I don’t think Brian should have health insurance because he sucks. Discuss?”

I can’t even fathom what I would do if I had to write an essay about how I should be able to take a piss in peace.

(via newtgeiszler)

thelnfinitywar:

lord-kitschener:

I just saw some article about how leg makeup is a summer beauty essential, and that’s how I know we’re in hell! Ladies, it’s your duty to #empower yourself by covering your entire fucking body in a sarcophagus made of contoured concealer ($275.50 from sephora) so that the general public doesn’t end up vomiting en Masse and forever shunning you after being forced to witness how unforgivably disgusting, offensive, ugly, and un-instagrammable your uncovered skin is!!!!!

(via epithetsandepiphanies)