the closest i can get to androgyny is “i just cried for 30 minutes and now i guess i look kind of like a prepubescent child?”
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.
"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…
Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.
"…what’s troubling you, kid?"
BTSSB Utsunomiya: 「☆カメリアプリンセスJSKⅡ入荷のご紹介☆」
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
nah i think i could pull it off and then like if i hate it i’ll just never go outside